Big fucken dildo in your ass

It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.
I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass
by Lord cat 777 March 22, 2019
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a pull up your ass

a noun phrase which describes a person who is bitchy
e.g. Hey Mom, you've got a pull up your ass. Maybe if you pick it, maybe you won't act so bitchy no more.
by madcraft August 10, 2008
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If someone tells you to "Get your head out of your ass," it means that you have to start paying more attention to what's going on around you. It could also mean that you have to stop being so consumed with yourself, and your own well being, stop being so conceited.
John: I am so good at painting, I must be like Michelangelo!

Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!

Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)

Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!
by cowboymatt1 October 24, 2014
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What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)
Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.
by Faiella November 12, 2007
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One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass
by Cactus:) February 11, 2015
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...And help, you lazy fuck!

Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.
"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"
by A Lazy Fuck May 01, 2010
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im going to get in your ass

When one person is about to roast the other person
Boi im going to get in your ass
by Man Person man November 01, 2017
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