1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
by jonesyfruit January 11, 2009
Get the drunk mailmug. A phone call, usually from a co-worker, who calls to tell you he/she sent 'just you an email' in order to make sure you received it and then proceeds to tell you everything in the email.
(phone ringing)
James: Ugh. It's Kathy-with-a-K calling to tell me about the email that just popped in the corner of my screen. What a waste of time.
Cathy-with-a-C: She loves her some pho-mails, dun't she?
James: Ugh. It's Kathy-with-a-K calling to tell me about the email that just popped in the corner of my screen. What a waste of time.
Cathy-with-a-C: She loves her some pho-mails, dun't she?
by Antonio López de Santa Anna November 21, 2022
Get the Pho-mailmug. by john smead February 11, 2005
Get the snail mailmug. A text message would be an example of t-mail.
Frank: hey man, my internet is down just tmail me.
Bob: will do.
Frank: hey man, my internet is down just tmail me.
Bob: will do.
by limabina April 21, 2009
Get the T-mailmug. mail in which media of males(usually of an erotic type) is sent. Can be sent using e-mail, snail mail, etc.
by MANiac December 14, 2004
Get the male mailmug. “I was glad I’d done due diligence on the Peloton,” aging Alice grinned as she snugged up her Eileen Fisher trousers. “I wanted the fanny mail I texted The Boss to be taut, and you should have seen that shit.”
“Tracy’s gone over the deep end, gifting fanny mail to all her faves, Drake, Nikky Jam, you name it,” Ike said ruefully. “At least I know the thongs are legit; I ordered smoked lace for her, 3 for 40 bucks from Savage X Fenty, the Valentine’s special.”
“Tracy’s gone over the deep end, gifting fanny mail to all her faves, Drake, Nikky Jam, you name it,” Ike said ruefully. “At least I know the thongs are legit; I ordered smoked lace for her, 3 for 40 bucks from Savage X Fenty, the Valentine’s special.”
by Hifalutin! February 3, 2022
Get the Fanny Mailmug. When I clicked "send" that missive went to me, instead of John, because I had inadvertently typed my own address in the "to" blank.
by Amy Allen April 2, 2005
Get the me-mailmug.