Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!
by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021
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Green: Normal day, serves regular menu
Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu
Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
Green: Normal day, serves regular menu
Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu
Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"
"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
by free cheese June 1, 2023
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Yo, on my way to Shazam’s party the other night the Ambient Weed Index (AWI) was spikin’ toward 10. And I was still a block away!! I hope somebody warned the neighbors downwind.
Spiff Spiffler here with KLAM weather out of Shreveport. There are reports of a large cloud with an AWI (Ambient Weed Index) of 7.5 moving south/southwest from the fairgrounds toward Monroe Township. If you’re in that area, best to stay inside until the Kanye concert is over. Or maybe hang around outside. You’re call.
Spiff Spiffler here with KLAM weather out of Shreveport. There are reports of a large cloud with an AWI (Ambient Weed Index) of 7.5 moving south/southwest from the fairgrounds toward Monroe Township. If you’re in that area, best to stay inside until the Kanye concert is over. Or maybe hang around outside. You’re call.
by Beachinwesty December 23, 2023
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The McKinley-Sugar Index utilizes a simple -10 to 10 scale that each party member is asked to assign a value between -10 to 10 to. For each individual, an answer of -10 indicates maximum negation and an answer of +10 indicates maximum affirmation. The resulting sum of all responses is used to decide on the topic at hand.
The McKinley-Sugar Index utilizes a simple -10 to 10 scale that each party member is asked to assign a value between -10 to 10 to. For each individual, an answer of -10 indicates maximum negation and an answer of +10 indicates maximum affirmation. The resulting sum of all responses is used to decide on the topic at hand.
Jason: How does everyone feel on the McKinley-Sugar Index about pizza tonight?
Sam: I'm a 3
John: I'm a 7
Laura: I'm a -5
Jason: Great, I'm a -1 on pizza, so our sum is 4. Looks like we're getting pizza tonight!
Sam: I'm a 3
John: I'm a 7
Laura: I'm a -5
Jason: Great, I'm a -1 on pizza, so our sum is 4. Looks like we're getting pizza tonight!
by luiswu January 15, 2024
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Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index
by Chewbaccabuddy December 30, 2024
Get the The Bro-Hater Index mug.Hot Waitress Economic Index (HWEI) is an unofficial and controversial economic indicator suggesting that when the economy tanks, suddenly all the servers at restaurants become ridiculously attractive because hot people who normally work better-paying jobs are forced to wait tables. The hotter your server, the more fucked the economy probably is.
The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.
You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.
You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
Kevin: Damn, my waitress last night was hot, why is she working at The Cheesecake Factory?? According to the Hot Waitress Economic Index, we're definitely heading for a recession.
by Sickomonster March 4, 2025
Get the Hot Waitress Economic Index mug.A proposed alternative metric to indices like the "Economic Freedom Index" (which equates freedom with deregulation). This index would measure the substantive freedom of the working class based on factors like: job security, union density, access to healthcare and housing, free time (leisure vs. work hours), workplace democracy, and power over community decisions. It redefines freedom from "freedom from the state" to "freedom from exploitation and insecurity."
Example: According to the Proletariat Freedom Index, a Scandinavian country with strong unions, a generous social safety net, and codetermination laws would rank highly, while a US state with "right-to-work" laws, no paid leave, and rampant gig economy precarity would rank near the bottom, despite scoring high on a traditional "economic freedom" index.
by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026
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