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Nigger Theory

Nigger theory is the theory of niggers (African-Americans, African-Britons, Black South Africans, Afro-Latin Americans, etc...). First introduced in Colonial Latin America and then popularized in antebellum America the theory encompasses various studies that attempt to understand the behavior and overall nature of niggers.
"Why do black people become so violent and ignorant outside of black African countries? Why do they go from cheerful people in Africa to disrespectful loudmouths once they leave the continent?"

"That's the goal of Nigger Theory, to understand why this happens"
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Apparatus Theory

A metal/hardcore band, from victoria. Known for their energetic live shows across western canada. 4 bros havin a good time and exploding eardrums.
"Are you going to the apparatus theory show tonight?"
"FUCK YAA"
by vicscene September 21, 2009
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7Day Theory

a great achievement in the game Counter-Strike/also means the 7 Day Theory based on Tupac Shakur-took Tupac 7 days to die, and myth was that he would be back in 7 years(still to be confirmed)
I pulled a 7Day Theory(PWNAGE/l337 move)
by Kyle Varney October 25, 2003
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elbow theory

This is the theory that the average man will judge whether or not to try and sleep with a girl based on her circumference index.

If guy can put his arms around a girl and touch both of his elbows, he will certainly try it on. If not, he will find another girl to test the theory.
I'm going out friday night to test the elbow theory.
by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008
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Queer Theory

Created in the 1990s as a counter or solution to tranditional gender roles. Queer theory revolves around the theory of Gender Identity introduced by behavioral psychologist John Money and Identity politics as a whole. Queer theory explores how gender, sex and sexual orientation interact and are unique to each individual. It uses labels or identities to describe these interactions and attempts to create a more accurate description of individuals and their social roles.
Some people can't fit in the female or male box so queer theory's solution is a unique box for everyone.
by AdultHumanFemale May 21, 2019
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Racepiracy Theory

When the only answer as to why something bad is happening, or has happened, to a minority group is that the evil white men control everything.
Marvin was out there telling everyone his Racepiracy Theory again. Those secret evil white guy overlords must be some real bad dudes.
by Corporal America June 17, 2020
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Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.
I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.
by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014
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