post whisperer

Someone who is a master at changing the pedestrian lights from red man to green man.
Requiring depressing the button several times, irrespective of how many others have depressed the button prior.
Well respected and rewarded for their talent.

Martin is a post whisperer. He can change the pedestrian lights in seconds. He has a gift.

Dave tried to push the button after the post whisperer (Martin) had already pushed the button.
I fucken hate that.

by mcfly-m December 15, 2017

stall post

When someone posts to Facebook from the bathroom.

"Where's Beth? Her latest post was hilarious!" -> "She's on the pot, it must be a stall post."

by medpedbed November 20, 2014

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, who is now 25 years old and lives in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) Aug 26 (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.

Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (for me)

by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020

post bait

A Facebook post with a headline stating" Amazing", or "You won't believe what happened next!", enticing you to click the post to read the story.

I hate Facebook post bait.

by joewebster July 23, 2014

posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).

Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly

by mrjames July 01, 2014

Posting a Seven

On democraticunderground.com, during the summer of 2009, Seven Gay posters were banned within a 24 hour period for the crime of disagreeing with Obama administration policies. One member (after the original 7 were banned) got banned for just posting the number 7. This time has been called the Great Gay Purge of 2009. As a result, at least 23 long time members were banned from the site.

Posting a Seven is posting something deliberately to be banned from a message board.

"I don't blame you for not posting a seven, since you have a huge target on your back.

by KitchenWitch August 25, 2010

Lamp Post

A tall, thick, black pole like figure, usually supporting some sort of light source, such as a bulb; don't worry, it isn't sexual.

Did you see that tall lamp post? It looked a lot like a dick.

by _Barb November 05, 2016