garage bong

The "garage bong" is the bong that is used in locations, or under circumstances, that are not appropriate for expensive glass pieces. i.e. the garage, camping, or parties. It is usually a bong made from acrylic or another durable, albeit, inexpensive material. Ideally, the "garage bong" doesn't sacrifice the quality of the hit and can become a much loved mascot.

"Hey man? What's with the 'garage bong?' I thought this celebration was worthy of the monster 7mm." Reply: "Yeah, I considered it, but after a lot of thought I realized: you don't bring out the good china at a children's party. Dig it?"

by partyviking July 12, 2013

garage band

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

by moleonneck April 24, 2023

Burn Garage

A dangerous location where thots wear high boots, cocaine is sniffed and cars are professionally wrapped. There are many conspiracy theories that this could be the beginning location of the next holocaust.

“Yo Austin can I come sniff a line, catch an std and get a quick wrap in the burn garage?”

by JamesND March 13, 2019

Parking garage 69

A m/m/m threesome where they lay one on top of each other while being in a 69 position and the top male fucking the middle in the ass.

Yo bro my favorite position is the parking garage 69.

by Bosschick69 December 21, 2019

Garage Sale

A really bad fall in skiing when you lose all your equipment. Used often in Whistler.

Oh dude. Are you ok? You lost your ski, poles, gloves and toque. That was a garage sale.

by WhistlerBum September 27, 2020

garage blunt

a blunt of marijuana made of roaches/ left over weed.

Save that roach so we can make a garage blunt later.

by Xam629 February 21, 2009

Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?

Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.

by penis exhalation October 19, 2019