Danger Wank

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.

Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob

by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020

Danger Bump

A quick cheeky bump of illicit powder, in a risky environment, like an airport, train station, sofa in a sweedish furniture shop, fake taxi, or say whilst driving your car.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.

"Hey pal, we're driving through tooting, would it be rude not to have a cheeky bump?
Great idea....a danger bump"

by Spiritualist May 24, 2020

danger lesbian

a powerful, intimidating lesbian.

man, she’s a danger lesbian for sure.

by emi irene July 21, 2020

Harvey Danger

A rock band from Seattle, Washington. Active from 1993 - 2001, and then 2004 - 2009 before disbanding for good. The band is most known for their single, "Flagpole Sitta;" released on their first album in 1997, and went on to produce two more albums.

Harvey Danger, one of the lesser known bands from the 1990s.

by username4544 August 28, 2020

dangerously thicc

When you gain large amounts of cake due to da dangerous circumstances.

"Dude! I got bitten on the ass by a snake, so now I'm dangerously thicc!"

by TickleMeWeen September 24, 2020

Danger boner

An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.

Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.

Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!

*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*

by I3R0K3N7FEET March 7, 2018

thicc danger

Delightfully thicc, deliciously thin.

You have to be careful of her, she's thicc, she's dangerous, she's Thicc Danger.

by MiSniper1 March 15, 2018