your mom

the best 2 words ever

kid 1: that kids fat!
kid 2: thats your mom!
everyone else: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by 69isbest January 10, 2022

Your Truth

A lie.

You have to tell your truth about how math is racist.

by zeroaster January 6, 2022

your tube

mispronunciation of the website "you tube" by people who use english as a second language ESL

Have you seen that video on your tube?

by jake2007 March 11, 2007

your soul

DED

your soul is DED

by HailRussia November 25, 2019

Your and You're

Two words that are commonly mixed up by idiots who need to improve their shitty grammar. I see these kind of people very often over the internet, and it pisses me off. They also often sound very similar to this:

"z0mg d0000d you're hair is s000 awe3summ brahhhhh! your the awesomest doooood!!!!!11!!!!1!!!one!!!one!!"

Although some people have realized the true difference between the two words, let me explain the differences to those who still have not.

The word "Your" is used when showing possession.
The word "You're" is used when describing the person you are communicating with.

Examples of how you should really use the words Your and You're:

Your: Your hair. Your terrible grammar. Your small penis.

You're: You're the person with bad grammar. You're a faggot.

by Mike Starace July 27, 2010

in your dreams

used to refer to something that is desired by the speaker or the person spoken to but is unlikely to happen

I would make you an awesome video game in your dreams.

by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2011

Your mother

1.)A phrase said to another person when there is nothing else to say.
2.)A mean comeback to a person.

Sare:"What are you doing tonight?"
John:"Your mother."

by Muuuuuurayy. February 8, 2010