Until it happens to you

THIS was already happening to me. THIS is all I care about. Yet you expected me to care about your dead kids and your various "isms" and "phobias"
Hym "And until it happens to you, you won't care. And when it does, I still will."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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Hack Happens

When your email or other cyber communications are compromised.
It's an updated version of shit happens.

Dude: My email was hacked yesterday
Buddy: Hack happens man
by 1ezlife July 11, 2011
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Mankitsu Happening

A Marxist analysis of a library, in which using dialectics, it is concluded that the best way to relieve contradictions amongst a new proletariat worker and a petite bourgeois big-booba boss (stress and a sexual zeitgeist) is to perform a little old Aufhebung (steamy fucking!!!!)
Person 1: "My thirst of knowledge was so strong yesterday. So strong in fact that I couldn't help but watch a bit of Mankitsu Happening."
Person 2: "Revisionist trotskyite."
by AgainstTransHate June 25, 2024
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what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
by unipen January 02, 2023
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Dude dont talk about the other night. Shiva is already crying about it every night. No Matang jokes alright? What happens in Matang, stays in Matang.
by TheJenerate March 03, 2021
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Trendship happens

Friends feeding off of other friends trends.
It’s ok Betsy.. you’re cool with us all.. Trendship happens... you’re not better than us, and we like you also.. We all just want to fit in.
by Petesbeeps October 13, 2017
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What happen to this site

You check this word, and after seeing a lot of definitions. Now you should quit and start your life from now on and fuck off from the internet forever.
Man “I want to see the definition of brain but then alot of them were just a blowjob definition then I saw it deeper, this got more worse. I don’t want those thing to be in my mind and so I was on searching for while and seeing random definition and I realize, what happen to this site?”
by Dickdicok March 09, 2023
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