I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear
by Big Yeet.com December 02, 2019
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Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?
I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools
by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024
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ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
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guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
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A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.
Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.
by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 06, 2022
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I think I missed an episode

| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|

A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.
Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”
by British_Anon December 05, 2022
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I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 03, 2024
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