horny heaven

A term to describe Paradise in the name of high sexual activity within' an individual.

Person 1: Bro those thighs are about to ascend me to horny heaven, i swear to god!
Person 2: I get you honestly, man.

by ThighsAppreciator August 9, 2023

Heaven On Earth.

The way to call hoe a HOE, respectfully that the hoe will thank you in return.

ME: You beautiful and cute and hotter than hell.

my Heaven On Earth.

MY HOE: Awwwee ty for saying that so sweet.

by MUÑECO June 21, 2022

Born in Heaven

When you do good in life and then pass away.

My Grandfather was a warrior! He was a sergeant during the Korean war and a owner of all of his bagel franchises. Although he was a businessman, he always fed the poor and hungry. He even gave them info and money to get them to shelters. June 12th, 1996 was the day he was born in Heaven! He will always truly be missed in my lifetime.

by Jay89Jay91 May 6, 2018

Slice of heaven

A piece of cake;)

The slice of heaven was right there, waiting for me to grab it.

by Uhhhjjrjjrjrjrjf October 22, 2019

chairway to heaven

A verb. The method of taking your wheel chair up the stairway to heaven after discovering how the universe began.

Where were you, when Steven took the chairway to heaven? I was hawk, hawk, hawking on heavens door.

by Paulbrie Braker March 15, 2018

Heaven's Gatist

1. Someone relating to or professing the Heaven's Gate cult and it's teachings.
2. A person who is a member of the Heaven's Gate cult.

1. Dan, before my head gets sliced by this woodcutter. I have something to tell you... Michael Vlokozu wasn't a Scientologist... He was a freaking Heaven's Gatist.
2. You know what the worst part is, Logan called Mikey a Heaven's Gatist and Scientologist.
3. Listen here, Ma'am, I am not a freakin' Heaven's Gatist! I am not associated with the group, nor have I ever been in the group!

by JMReader June 13, 2021

midtable heaven

A term used in english football to describe a feeling of the highest satisfaction possible for a team when they are perfectly in the middle of their league table. At this point a team has no ambitions and no hope to finish into the top positions or to -qualify for european competitions. The team is also safe from being relegated which means that they do not have to take the rest of the season seriously at all as they have absolutely nothing to play for. At this stage the players are seen to 'slack off' as they enjoy the rest of the season by having nothing to play for apart from aiming for draws in their remaining games in order to maintain their midtable status.

James: Look how off the pace this Bournemouth side are. What is going on?
Bob: Who can blame them, they're in midtable heaven!

by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018