Hearding

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed

That burrito go me hearding the bed.

by We hand with our captain June 5, 2022

Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.

That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.

by JD07! May 27, 2022

you heard

you heard of girlswithcocaine?

no

fuck you nigga

you heard of girlswithcocaine?

by 2D Bois order 3D bois anytime May 22, 2024

Bailey Heard

Bailey Heard is a handsome curly haired beast who has a massive penis. He is a lady magnet and no one can resist him. He is nonchalant on the surface, but if you dig deeper he has a massive heart. If you want a perfect, reliable, hot papi to run to, Bailey is your guy.

Bailey Heard smashes all the lady's

by Throat Goat82 July 28, 2025

hearded

it’s like heard but better

i hearded ur finger

by joanannanan April 11, 2020

never heard of him

when a fangirl wants to show everyone her fave is better than theirs. usually used with the wrong pronoun.

daenerys targaryen who? never heard of him

by paterscum June 20, 2017

Heard's Word

Telling lies continually until you forget what lies you have told.

He was speaking that Heard's Word, and now we can't believe a thing he says.

by Pork & Pock May 27, 2022