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Heard A Turd

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
mugGet the Heard A Turdmug.

A-Hearding it

Modern Cultural replacement for the rural saying "Shit the bed", implying one has done irrevocable damage to their credibility through their actions. Also see "Shit the chili", "Shit the money bed".
"Bro, you just A-Hearded our only chance that your parents would pay for spring break!"

"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"
by SpergyNJazzCabbage April 23, 2022
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Heard Alert

The phrase used to warn others of a manipulative, abusive, narscissist romantic partner who will do anything to destroy their partner's/ex-partner's life to the point of lying in court and defaming the victim's reputation, at all costs.
That dude is a total Heard Alert, man. All he does is lie about his girl and treats her like crap.
by JD07! May 27, 2022
mugGet the Heard Alertmug.

never heard of him

when a fangirl wants to show everyone her fave is better than theirs. usually used with the wrong pronoun.
by paterscum June 20, 2017
mugGet the never heard of himmug.

you heard

you heard of girlswithcocaine?

no

fuck you nigga
you heard of girlswithcocaine?
mugGet the you heardmug.

Bailey Heard

Bailey Heard is a handsome curly haired beast who has a massive penis. He is a lady magnet and no one can resist him. He is nonchalant on the surface, but if you dig deeper he has a massive heart. If you want a perfect, reliable, hot papi to run to, Bailey is your guy.
Bailey Heard smashes all the lady's
by Throat Goat82 July 28, 2025
mugGet the Bailey Heardmug.

hearded

i hearded ur finger
by joanannanan April 11, 2020
mugGet the heardedmug.

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