hearded

it’s like heard but better

i hearded ur finger

by joanannanan April 11, 2020

hearded

when you or someone else hate deuces in a partner's bed

Did you hear that Johnny Depp was hearded?

by billtonium June 4, 2022

I heard you were strong...

when you were able to beat something so strong Goku pops out of nowhere...

Hey, it's me, Goku! I heard you were strong...

by erono July 29, 2024

Heard of the Day

This is the gossip or hot dish that is spoken on ALL day by many people that you run into or encounter. It seems to be the only thing that people want to discuss. It gets old by noon and you have no desire to speak to it any longer. It can be events within your social group or international news.

Abby: "OMG!! LOL! OMG!! Did you hear..."
Tabitha: "Yeah, I know what you'll say! It's the Heard of the Day! I'm ready to move on! You got any pornography?"
Abby: "You know it girl! I am that bitch!"

by von groovy August 27, 2024

Heard's Word

Telling lies continually until you forget what lies you have told.

He was speaking that Heard's Word, and now we can't believe a thing he says.

by Pork & Pock May 27, 2022

heard it before

the prefect comeback to a statement to spark a further conversation, mainly used by millennials

Seth "Did you know I can bench double my weight"?

Daniel "heard it before"

by Jones_Liam November 18, 2018

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025