Hanky Boy

A breed of crane operator that has nothing else better to do than cry, whine, and gossip about their fellow coworkers. Found normally on a job site in Eastern Iowa, Central Illinois, and Western Indiana, they are a phony bunch that can’t wait to inform everyone they know about your business.

I can’t forget to bring a box of tissues, I have to work with hanky boy today.

by TB alloon head October 11, 2023

bunker hankering

1. The overwhelming desire to surround oneself in a protective fortification. The source of the desire can be varied, but for many the desire was popularized with the mainstream media's use of zombies to represent social discord. The emotion is often associated with having repeated thoughts of preparing for what a zombie apocalypse would bring to the world or watching way too many zombie style horror films. It should be noted the desire is also be experienced from any sort of social chaos concept that would make the beholder want to retreat from society whether the threat is real or perceived.

2. Overwhelming desire to board up windows. Occasionally treatable by closing the blinds unless you have an overactive imagination then its often worse.

I had a serious case of bunker hankering after watching every episode of "The Walking Dead" back to back last night.

by Orionnoir November 13, 2013

appomattox hanky

The only flag that mattered in the US civil war - an empty white flag flown by the rebel army, signifying utter and complete defeat.

Johnny decided having a girlfriend was more important than being right about which ninja turtle wore a red bandanna, so he sighed and pulled out the Appomattox Hanky.

by Necrotek July 6, 2015

Lace hanky

When a person giving a blow job laughs and passes load out their nose.

I cracked up while blowing a guy and got a lace hanky.

by Matt Rand August 15, 2016

mountain honkey

Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members

That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me

by CM68W January 5, 2017

pr hanky

When you try to type “probably” but autocorrect fucks you gently like an emperor penguin.

I know you pr hanky spit like 10 times

by Sizzle man January 26, 2018

oliver hawkey

Absolute legend, has a massive penis

Oh my god is that oliver Hawkey, what a great guy.

by OHawk18 February 25, 2018