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Hamburger Handy 

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating
I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk
Hamburger Handy by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

death handy 

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.
Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.
death handy by Picky Panther April 14, 2025

Haunted handy 

Handjob that is so otherworldly your soul is sucked out you release ectoplasm upon orgasm.
Halloween was nothing until she hit me with that haunted handy
Haunted handy by Podracer06 May 12, 2025

bulgarian handy 

when someone strokes thou shlong with their hands covered in paint
the faggot gave the other faggot a bulgarian handy
bulgarian handy by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Back Door Handy 

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass
That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus
Back Door Handy by flapjackal August 3, 2015

Back Door Handy 

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.
Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?
Back Door Handy by flapjackal September 3, 2015