Handies

When a person uses their hand to massage a male penis for money or drugs

Damm did you see that man bun giving handies in the parking lot for crack

by Edward scissor hands February 12, 2021

Tandoori Handy

A hand job that is given after the giver has been chopping chili peppers, causing the receiver experience a burning sensation from hot pepper residue on their penis.

Mid HJ I realized my wang was on fire. She’d inadvertently given me a tandoori handy after
dinner.

by anonymous December 5, 2024

Handy candy

In February 14th you must give a handjob for a piece of candy of your choosing

Melissa gave me a handy candy for a butterfinger

by Hungry guy February 13, 2021

death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.

Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.

by Picky Panther April 14, 2025

Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.

Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi

by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022

Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020

Drop a handy

Public Masturbation.

Get your penis out and Drop a handy

by anonymous April 2, 2021