Handy Banana

A natural dildo

I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch

by Redgorilla January 27, 2016

Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021

Steven handis

Vip manager.

No one really knows what he does, but when someone buys a table, it’s from the works of a Steven handis.

by Anonimonipoo July 22, 2023

Handy Andy

Handyman work done by the “I know a guy, guy.” When they failed trade school but still try to excel in a trade. The building code book is a coaster to hold their beer.

We’re going to have to revisit that electrical quote. We opened the walls to see Handy Andy has been here.

by Triple-t-man January 26, 2025

handy tom

a "Handy Tom" mostly refers to gay men who are known for giving handjobs (can be applied to anyone just normally applied to gay men)

"Wow have you seen that video of Rick he I such a Handy Tom!"

by bddhh January 6, 2024

Haunted handy

Handjob that is so otherworldly your soul is sucked out you release ectoplasm upon orgasm.

Halloween was nothing until she hit me with that haunted handy

by Podracer06 May 12, 2025

handy cock

cock that perfectly fits im hands

-wow, you have such a handy cock. it fits in my hands perfectly

by lambajoo July 30, 2021