Female husband

A woman in a relationship who takes on the more masc jobs, they are often the breadwinners, prefer pets over kids and potentially have a shitty family/family member. Unlike girlbosses who are 80% of the time morally questionable Female husbands are known to be petty and actually likeable

Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss

by Beaver shearer February 23, 2025

Your husband

Ha! Did your son ask if he was your brother?

Hym "You know that if your answer was anything other than 'Um... Kinda!' You lied, right? Are you sorry Candy? Are you sorry you lied about your husband?"

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

husbands and boyfriends

(to be abbreviated HABS): literally the male denoting counter-concept of WAGS

If men are allowed to bring their wags, why not let women bring their Habs- husbands and boyfriends?

by Sexydimma June 28, 2024

husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means

Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2024

Ineffable husbands

Aziraphale and Crowley from the show good omens <3

Ineffable husbands

by coveted seed July 10, 2024

husband

A married man considered in relation to her spouse.

husband.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.

"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."

by mothy123 April 13, 2025