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A delivery driver who will dick you down and make you pasta.
“My food was exceptionally on time earlier when my husband came to my work after I requested lunchies.”
by Spinny Louise July 24, 2023
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Husband

To retrieve or act upon said requests from a wife
I told my husband, please pick up some Milk from the store!
by Jax1922 December 28, 2022
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scarfy's husband

Scarfy's husband is Ornament :D
"Scarfy's husband is who?"
"Your mom"
by Bloody_teeth November 23, 2021
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Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.
“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”
by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023
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mountain husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch
Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to The best mountain husband!
by OuttaCake August 15, 2022
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belles husband

a perfect boy. the most caring, funny, annoying boy that remembers all the small details and will never take that hairband that you gave him off
person 1: whos belles husband
person 2: hes just perfect
by willieluver July 25, 2022
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Savannah’s Husband

Dang u saw savannah’s husband,he’s tall 🦒
by Djskanxjxjdnc July 21, 2021
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