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Bad Hanger-upper

A person who is not emotionally intelligent enough to recognize the clues that the other person on the phone call, who he/she is talking to, wants to get off the fucking phone right now.
I’m talking to Tommy on the phone and I must have said 10 times, well Tommy I gotta get going! He ignores this and says “oh yeah! and one thing I wanted to tell ya quick was…BLAH BLAH!”

That Tommy dude is a BAD HANGER-UPPER!!!
by Tluv777 January 17, 2023
mugGet the Bad Hanger-uppermug.

hangeroused

The act of being both hungry, horny and angry.
I am so hangeroused that I hit my burger in anger and jerk off afterwards.
by Neobonde September 1, 2018
mugGet the hangerousedmug.

Cling Hanger

When a pornographic video ends ebruptly before the viewer has had a chance to ejaculate.
Man, I was watching a porno yesterday and it ended on a total cling hanger.
by BOOTYSQUIRT January 28, 2021
mugGet the Cling Hangermug.

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.
“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”
by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022
mugGet the coat hanger dickmug.

lip hanger

a hick, redneck, or other slow talking, intellectually impaired individual. Classified by the hanging or depressed lower lip, usually the result of excessive use of chewing tobacco and/or a constant state of confusion.
Steve: I tried to call JimBob but his phone got shut off.
Paul: Yeah, he spent his last paycheck on Busch beer and Skoal.
Steve: What a fuckin lip hanger.
by BigPum December 9, 2008
mugGet the lip hangermug.

hanger strike

When someone's hunger triggers their anger and causes them to lash out and at a nearby victim. Hanger is a prerequisite of a hanger strike.

Hanger strikes vary in frequency. Common remedies include pizza, chocolate, and restraining orders.
"Damn, what happened to your eye?"
"My baby mamas on a hanger strike."
"Oh, snap"
by Kiss Kiss & Hero June 2, 2019
mugGet the hanger strikemug.

Hanger

The turd that’s stuck between sphincters. Wipe, wipe, wipe again, and what’s the use?
Someone grab me another roll of buttwipe, I’ve got a nasty hanger in here. It’s like wiping a marker.
by Ashketchummmmmm June 28, 2019
mugGet the Hangermug.

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