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Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
by T-rent October 10, 2014
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The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet
Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL
by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019
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hairy falls

When someone cums all over the face of a bearded man's face and therefore creating a "waterfall" of semen down his beard.
Jason got sucked off for awhile and then came all over Santa Claus's face. The cum that leaked down sure made for a hairy falls.
by Janicebuttknuckle March 27, 2010
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Hairy Wings

When ones back hair grows and forms a wing shape. It can be overwhelming to most women and men.
Corbin has hairy wings, I ran my fingers thru them very thoroughly.
by KingFett September 18, 2014
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Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
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hairy sandy

When you eat a girl out and it's so hairy you get some stuck in your teeth
I gave my girlfriend a hairy sandy and I had hair in my mouth for a week
by Mah niqqa April 10, 2014
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Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.
When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.
by Tamrian August 22, 2016
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