hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair

That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!

by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019

Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.

When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.

by Tamrian August 22, 2016

The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.

Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!

by milkBAKE February 13, 2020

hairy jaffa

Having excess hair around the vaginal area. Only applicable to females.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.

"god, she's got a bit of a hairy jaffa"

by sour bras October 4, 2012

Hairy larry

When a horny guy rubs his dick hairs on a girls eyes as they are open

Oh yeah let me give you a hairy Larry

by Handleing January 18, 2021

hairy bun

A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.

Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?

Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021