The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
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Guy 1: dude, did you hear about Chad?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: he got a brown town gotye after eating Alice's ass.
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: he got a brown town gotye after eating Alice's ass.
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When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
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When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!
Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..
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Guy 1: hey dude, Joe is really cool
Guy 2: who's Joe?
Guy 3: starts playing Baby i'm yours
Guy 3: Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.
Guy 1: *long breath* J O E M A M A
Guy 2: *is defeated*
Guy 2: who's Joe?
Guy 3: starts playing Baby i'm yours
Guy 3: Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.
Guy 1: *long breath* J O E M A M A
Guy 2: *is defeated*
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