An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day
Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.
by plgarch December 10, 2025
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by SimDevoSlipknot August 21, 2017
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by shrek=drip August 28, 2021
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by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024
Get the Pro D1 Gooner mug.Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
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by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024
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