guido

a sorry excuse for italians

those jersey shore kids think they're real italians. no, they're just guidos

by eeeeeeeep September 9, 2011

Guido

Guido- Usually referred to as really potent and loud weed.

-"Aye bro, did you grab the guido?"

-"Yea it's in the jean jacket."

by Mer Thang November 21, 2011

Gedo

Also known as gedoraff or gedo pedo, a tall lanky white boy usually with a long neck and legs - also sometimes has more than two adams apples

hey look at me. Gedo over there

by BLACK-MAMB@ June 10, 2018

Gvido

Gvido is a decent guy who is a good freind. He helps his freinds at any situation.

Gvido is good

by lekopahd March 8, 2020

Chin-Guido

A Chinese male who dresses in designer clothes, gels his hair, lives in the gym, short tempered, and fist pumps at the clubs.

This can also apply to Chinese females. A Chin-guidette.

Yo man, you see that fist pumpin' Chin-Guido over there rappin' to your girl?

by Panada Express March 22, 2010

The Guido Diet

A meal consisting of garlic bread with a side of marinara sauce. for desert, four kit kats. very healthy meal

Michael: "Dude what should I buy for lunch?!"

Sal: "You should go with the guido diet. It's always good if you don't know what to buy."

Michael: "Your right. But I think the guido diet is always good!"

by mjb15 January 23, 2011

guido

A guido has another less common meaning than that of an Italian guy who wears FUBU.

A guido is also a half grown moustache commonly found upon the upper lips of adolescent or high-school kids who think that because they can grow facial hair they are real cool. Unfortunately, this does not work out, no matter how hard that person tries. It looks really ugly and pisses some people off a whole lot.

"Hey dude," said Joey. "Do you like my new beard? Tight, huh? Huh? Huh?"

"Get over yourself," responded James. "You can't grow a beard now and you won't be able to for another ten years. Shave that fucking guido off your face, you fucking mess. You look like shit."

by Jamboni December 28, 2005