Some dude from New Jersey in his mid 30s that tries to act cool. he Spends 45 minutes in the bathroom everyday trying to style his hair instead of spending time with his wife. He also is a Giant pussy and can't take anything as a joke. He comes home everyday complaing to his wife everyday for stupid shit.
by LmaoTendencies123617 May 24, 2021
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BG: Damn did you guys see that picture of my dads micro pp?
SK: I posted it yesterday after I took the picture
BG: Damn I just Guido’d so hard.
SK: I posted it yesterday after I took the picture
BG: Damn I just Guido’d so hard.
by (b)S.G.O.Z(g) December 21, 2021
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When an individual eats only Mexican candy and chicle for uno to tres days then defecates in another individuals mouth.
My wife is on a diet but she wants a Guadalajaran Gum Drop. I'll.feel like an enabler if i do it to her.
by LongDongDickSleeve April 1, 2022
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The Randall Guide to Slaying:
A three step process to nail a boy/girl
S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck
*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
A three step process to nail a boy/girl
S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck
*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
by 4044life2 February 2, 2014
Get the randall guide to slaying mug.The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.
by E.0.9. November 30, 2019
Get the Uncle Guido mug.a spirit that guides you to good energy and positive vibes in spirituality, you can meet them by doing meditations or lucid dreaming (there is only a small chance you will get to see your spirit guide in a lucid dream)
Friend: Yo! I just met my spirit guide last night! They were very pretty, and it was surely a pleasure meeting them.
by MMarrss March 24, 2021
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