grease and go home

To perform sexual intercourse on someone with no feelings involved and going straight home after.

After stenio greased becky at the party she asked him“so what are we?”. He looked her in the eyes and said “it’s grease and go home” i heard him and continued to shout “yeeesssiiirrrr”

by stenio got knowledge November 12, 2019

knob greaser

one who greases knobs, see also "bone-chugger"

keep on greasin, greasin my knob, eatin it, like corn on the cob

by T & M October 3, 2003

saddle grease

The visible stain on the outer garment of a person that "shart" themselves.

Did you see the stain on the back of that girls skirt? Yeah, she is sportin some saddle grease.

by Tacettes 2013 September 23, 2013

ghud grease

(v)- The act of being caught jacking off at a friend's house, typically a really embarrassing moment. This occurs when one has enough guts to beat off at someone else's house and then karma bites back.

Chad: "Dude I heard you got ghud greased! Man what's your problem?!"

Garret " Yea mane shit, it was an accident dawg. I mean I couldn't resist that shyd..."

by greaser11 March 26, 2010

Grease Beat

When you have a quiet night in, buy a 21 piece bucket of KFC chicken, smash it while watching some porn, then use the left over chicken grease as lubricant to pleasure yourself.

I recommend putting a towel down while having a grease beat and please ensure a hefty clean up after the experience.

"What are you up to tonight, mate?"
"Heading home early for a major grease beat session"

OR

That guy has a grease beat 2-3 times a week

by cricketfanbb3/6 January 9, 2011

crotch grease

the lubricant that forms around your ball sac when the temperature becomes too hot.

The crotch grease is building up around me so much you would think we were in an autoshop.

by george tedbetter July 24, 2006

ass grease

The lingering stench left behind, after an individual doesn't shower for five days (or more), eats a lot of mexican food, and drinks excessively. Not even half a bottle of fabric refresher/air sanitizer will eliminate this stench.

I dare you to go in Lesley's room because it smells like ass grease. Good luck because you will most likely dry heave.

by Kate, Lesley, and Lydia October 3, 2005