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Blotch Grenade

A fat ugly bitch who blows at life.
a blotch grenade is a Fat girl (BIG)
by aperson36 July 29, 2010
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Chinese grenade

The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction
Jimmy tried to Chinese grenade but it malfunctioned and he smacked this balls in his wife's face
by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020
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Ballsack grenade

A form of torture used In the late 2010's

The ballsack grenade is when you would attach a firework to a mans ballsack and/or Vagina and attach a lighter on your tongue. If the tell a lie, statr licking their ballsack and run away.
"Dont make me use a ballsack grenade"
by Hi welcome to pizza hut March 12, 2020
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goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.
joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade
by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021
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Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.
Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.
by The Red Devil October 11, 2021
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dick grenade

When a girl gives you such bad blue balls, that the semen backs up, thereforeaking your dick and balls explode
After that sloppy HJ last night, I woke up with a ticking dick grenade.
by Ethan Vans December 20, 2016
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grenade knee

When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.
Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."
by wifeofashlong December 29, 2018
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