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Maraja ganster

a.)Somebody who smokes a assload of joints.
b.)Somebody who smokes enough danks that it made them cool
c.)Somebody incrediby good at somkin dope.
"that girl shannon smokes week at least 5 times a week!"....... "Yea man, she's a maraja ganster."

"My firends smoke weed like takin a shower.".........."wow, they must be maraja Gansters"
by alltheothernamesaretaken November 9, 2006
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gasterflabbered

when someone is so overwhelmed they aren't even the correct term of flabbergasted
Bruh, I'm so gasterflabbered. This term paper is too much work!
by goodgollygosh April 7, 2015
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Gasteron

Originally it refers to a tall skeleton with space hair. You use this term to refer to someone who has nice looking hair and is very funny.
person 1: wow! you sure are a Gasteron!
person 2: gee thanks! i put on extra hair gel today!
by Rhododen March 22, 2017
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gasterblaster

While having sex the female partner chugs a whole gallon of milk and when about to finish the female shall projectile vomit on the males penis
Gasterblaster to projectile vomit on the partner
by anonymous June 9, 2022
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Gasterism

When a singular explanation is being used to answer a wide range of questions for the primary reason that said explanation is enough vague, general or "above logic" to fit in almost every situation and for any purpose.

With the use of Gasterism one can "solve" a difficult problem by employing a solution that in itself still requires a deeper explanation, effectively removing their responsibility of giving real concrete answers.

Although Gasterism gets criticized for laziness, avoidance and uncreativeness, it is easily missable due to its way of presenting a cause that at first glance explains everything with no issues.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, how do birds fly?"
Guy 2: "Idk, physics"

Guy 1: "Well, how was the sun formed?"

Guy 2: "Idk, physics"
(Gasterism in action)

Guy 1: "Wait, if the fire spell is powerful enough to completely burn all those henchmen, then why did it only slightly hurt the main villain?"
Guy 2: "It's magic, don't think about it too much"
(Magic = Gasterism)

Guy 1: "Last night I heard a sound from the chicken. When I went to check, apparently one of the dishes fell out of the dishwasher for no reason!"
Guy 2: "Must've been a ghost"
Guy 1: "Yeah, there is no other explanation"
(Gasterism: Easy to use, hard to explain)
by EVK613 September 26, 2022
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Gasterflabberd

When you get flabbergasted so hard it combats itself
Huh would you look at tha_ DAMN BRO YOU JUST GASTERFLABBERD ME
by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022
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Gastered

"To get gastered" means "To disappear mysteriously without a trace", or "To get trapped in void"
Dess clearly got voided, gastered, bunkered, whatever you want to call it.
by thecrazybeewastaken December 29, 2023
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