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calm the fuck you

When you're having a stroke and say, "calm the fuck you" instead of down.
by ADarkTeddyBear December 13, 2018
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Fuck you position

A "fuck you position" is a job that allows you to obtain enough sufficient capital funds strategically that your eventual wealth puts you in a position to tell your boss and/or his superiors "FUCK YOU", in the case that you get laid off or decide to leave for greener pastures.
"Hmmm... FUCK YOU", said Aaron, as he walked out of his boss's office after being given an important task vital to the company.

"Damn, kid! You have a great FUCK YOU POSITION!" exclaimed his friend Brian.
by boilermaker81982 December 21, 2016
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a hearty "fuck you"

A nasty remark given when people are all up in your business.
I give a hearty "fuck you" to those people who were so much in my grill when they needed not be.
by James Reitz November 13, 2005
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fuck you money

The amount of money it takes on a digital jukebox to skip everyone else's choices and play your song next.
I've got $3, which is fuck you money at this jukebox.
by aspecialthing February 21, 2011
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fuck you wait

The amount of time a parent spends waiting for their child to conform to a parental expectation or rule.
Mother (to father): "What took you so long?"

Father (to mother): "If I have to sit through another fuck you wait, I'm going to ground her til next century. I had to text her five times before she finally came to the car."
by word_smithe May 7, 2011
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Fuck You Attendant

The Fuck You Attendant is the bridesmaid or groomsman in your wedding party who takes up space so that you do not have to include a relative you do not like. The Fuck You Attendant is usually chosen shortly after the disliked relative states that they expect to be involved in the ceremony.
I know I'm just the Fuck You Attendant, but I'm so excited to be part of your big day! By the way, your sister is pouting at table 7.
by OhDon'tYouWish July 27, 2010
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Fuck you Denise

A retort/response to someone you are arguing with.
Ex: When you are arguing with your significant others mom (Regardless of her name) "Fuck you Denise" is said to shut her ass down.
by heelside336 August 1, 2017
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