Froid

Seeks that trans singularity. Motivated by an unconscious desire to both a) arm the remote control flying phallus, and b) wear a mumu 24/7. Only marginally better than skynet due to biological augmentation, Keith predicts there will no longer be a need for sexual gratification and lab grown meat will be genetically altered with CRISPR to continually re-grow in close proximity of the froid's orifices where the penis, buttcheeks, labia, breasts (male and female) and feet are. A Matt will figure out this is a much more rational solution to the waste of energy that is consensual sexual relations. Our Maxwellian, Epstein, D'Elia and Denning entertainers will convince the world that the temporary consumption of recycled feces is a solution to the problems of global warming during the transition, a solution many froidians will eagerly and enthusiastically pass on to the masses as just being "common sense".

Given a long enough timeline, froidians will evolve into what will look, smell and have physical properties nearly identical to piles of excrement, which will be used as an energy source, completing the circle of life. The froidian circle of life will fulfill Maslov's Hierarchy among those lucky enough to see it come into fruition.

Keith: 'alet go of this, 'alet go of this, 'alet go of this, 'alet go of this 'alet go a---
Matt: DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO DOODOODOODOO-DO-DO
Froid Pleb: ...
Keith: *wakes up violently sweating and screaming*

by ChiefKeif July 6, 2021

Frodo

The best hobbit from JRR Tolkien’s Lord Of the Rings

Frodo is a hobbit from the lord of the rings.

by BPgaming175 September 19, 2021

Frodo

The absolute best hobbit from the lord of the rings

Frodo is a lord of the rings hobbit.

by BPgaming175 September 19, 2021

Fronday to Miday

When someone is going away from Monday to Friday but you've had a brain fart and the letters switch round

Hey I didn't know Brenda was going away from Fronday to Miday, what's she doing with the dogs?

by Shellie_G September 21, 2021

frondina

A name from the ‘ova Mbadja’ tribe in Namibia. Has absolutely no meaning but it’s of a Catholic religion.

Hi Frondina, you are very beautiful I must say.

by FrondinahGee November 22, 2021

frod

hello this is for the person that used my name even then I din't post that thank you

well the frod that wrote by Elise marie rose Tarnofsky is wrong in fact they used my name

so this is by the real Elise marie rose Tarnofsky

by Elise Tarnofsky October 21, 2021

Frodo Collins

The Frodo Collins is a sexual position. This position requires that a small hobbit-like person stands on a milk crate in order to fuck a bitch from behind.

Wow, I can’t believe you fucked Arnold’s mom in the Frodo Collins position.

by Rebel Jon November 20, 2021