I have so much more time now to spend on the internet watching porn, and jerking off to pictures of your whore mother, now that a floor nigger vacuums for me every day!
by Skyynet November 17, 2010
Get the Floor Niggermug. After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.
by Thrice001 April 10, 2008
Get the mop the floormug. We'll finish this on the dance floor.
by iknowgolf April 28, 2006
Get the dance floormug. From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.
He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.
by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006
Get the touched the floormug. The religion of uttermost relaxation and dominance, thy who floor, withholds power. Spit at the enemy and they will split back. 399$ chair is part of floortopia.
by Ajshshsbjs May 16, 2020
Get the Floor gangmug. The best type of people you will ever encounter in your life. If someone is ceiling gang don't talk to them. The best way to become floor gang is to sit on the floor. If you don't like the floor but you love the ceiling, please reconsider your choice. For example, if you name the advantages of the floor versus the ceiling, you will see that there's ∞ times more advantages for the floor than the ceiling.
If you, somehow, still want to be ceiling gang, you're making a mistake and you will regret it.
Thank you for not being ceiling gang
When starting a conversation always ask if the person is a floor gang first, if no: Ignore him.
If you, somehow, still want to be ceiling gang, you're making a mistake and you will regret it.
Thank you for not being ceiling gang
When starting a conversation always ask if the person is a floor gang first, if no: Ignore him.
by Kanagroo May 20, 2020
Get the Floor gangmug. by awkward1234 July 21, 2018
Get the staring at the floormug.