Dead puppies and wilted flowers

Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.

Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.

by Holly Varjak May 29, 2008

flower

A person with inherently good qualities (ie they're nice, intelligent, funny) that are definitely not shared with their terrible terrible families.

Person 1: Gee, Sarah Seems Nice...
Person 2: Yeah, but have you talked to her Dad? he's a horrible person
Person 1: Luckily, flowers often grow out of dirt

by ElKapitan April 11, 2011

Floperington

The art of flopering in the bathtub.

Luke: I did some good floperington last night.

by OOOeeee October 5, 2009

Flower Plower

A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being

That girl is ridiculous.

What a Flower Plower.

by FLASHtruths March 6, 2013

Flover

To be both a friend and a lover.

She's my flover.

by juanjulio November 4, 2014

Flondering

To flonder (gently play with someone's cock)

Stranger: "Mmmmm"
You: "FUCK! STOP FLONDERING ME!"

by BigBong69 November 20, 2015

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016