Flakesaurous

on a night out after ignoring your texts all day. Usually flaking as a result of their significant other putting their foot down and don’t giving them permission to leave the nest in search of fun. This is a common occurrence, and when a permission slip is actually permitted on rare occasion the flakesaurous Rex will leave the night early as they aren’t used to fun and can not handle it in abundance.

Their spirit animal is a Flakesaurous Rex

by Big Money Wes June 17, 2018

Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box

hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey

by wagwan piffting set me ur bbm May 10, 2018

Flakegurt

A special kind of pervert that puts yoghurt on cornflakes and then eats it in public

The dirty bastard put yoghurt on his cornflakes, what a vile flakegurt

by Dick Wolf October 6, 2018

Flaker

Slang for a person who has proven to be unreliable in following through with plans (often for gatherings or public outings).

Bill is such a flaker, said he couldn't catch up me at the game even though he accepted.

by Magical Industry July 22, 2019

Flake

Noun: Ernie
Definition : Ernie / someone who agrees to do something and bails out either last minute or "on purpose by accident".

Example One: "We were supposed to hang out, but he flaked."

Example Two: "I told her to wait a good two hours and then pulled an Ernie on her."

by 213bree January 8, 2021

Flake-nation

1. One associated with a larger group of people who flake out

2. When you swipe right on an online dating profile and the match does not respond to the first message.

I matched Karen and she didn’t respond to my message. She must be part of that flake-nation

by BerkshireBoyBand January 22, 2021

flakez

A sexy man who gave kids condoms instead of christmas on april 25th he used to give kids condoms :')

Hi do you know flakez

So you are a virgin?

by Flakez March 20, 2021