Filthy Felix

When a woman crams chicken feathers up a mans anus during sexual intercoarse. The man promptly farts the feathers on to the womans chest.

I gave my boyfriend a Filthy Felix and then he went gay.

by Chiipeeer:) December 31, 2009

Felix Felicis

Basically what Adderall is to people without ADD or ADHD.

Crammer: "Hey Bavmorda, let me get some of that Felix Felicis of yours, I have three finals tomorrow..."
Bavmorda: *Wonders off chasing a butterfly*

by Tyrael October 13, 2005

Felix

Tiny persons that use a lot of hyperboles when trying to speak. They live under big rocks in the forest and are known for stealing and smoking other people's cigarettes.

'Don't step on that rock, Felix is home right now'

'Dude, I got Felixed out of half a pack of cigarettes last night'

by Freddy3 August 10, 2006

Felixing

To go on Myspace, Facebook or similar like website and find hot girls and add them with out knowing them.

"Lets felixing on your Myspace"

"Yea"
"Look at her she looks hot, add her"

by ThisGuy12 March 6, 2010

Fedexting

The skill of Driving while F'ing the Texter

A way of fucking in a car while driving and texting all at the same time. must be a multitask er to accomplish the fedexting skill

by HeWhoRunsNakedinWind July 21, 2010

felix the jew

someone with a tiny cock and pubes on his head

wow that guys felix the jew has a tiny cock!

by nan muncher May 14, 2015

felix from slovakia

When your friends can’t remember your name.
Usually to be said weirdly

Jarred: Who’s that
John: that guy uhh he’s Felix from Slovakia duh

by Felix from Slovakia June 4, 2018