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Fecal money

Paper money where a person has shit and then wiped there ass with it. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system we live under by persons in the neohippie movement and the porn hippie movement they then take the money to a bank and tell them they want to deposit it or have it changed into smaller bills. And the teller has to handle the fecal money and the bank has to keep it.
I'm taking some fecal money to the bank.
by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010
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Fecalfiliac

some who is emphatically obsessed with poop, fecal or doo
doophyte
Fecalfiliacs areoftenfound hanging around with Doophytes
by Roy Munson April 6, 2003
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flocky-nocky-nahilla-pilla-fecations

A word or common phrase meaning that some people cannot pronounce this word properly.
You can't can you?
by Turbo The Porcupine April 19, 2004
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fecal

Spanish word for shit, poo or anything that is expelled from the human body throug the annus.
Recently in Mexico, the name given to Felipe Calderon the newly elected president through a widely documented fraud, because of the natural first words in his name FeCal.
This FeCal has a brain full of fecal ideas.
by Comite October 19, 2006
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FecalBate

The act of lovingly touching your Cock, Ass, Tits and Bits With either your own or somebody Elses left over poop. In some parts of the country such as Maine where fecalbation is still being frowned upon it is secretly known as brown sticking
Human fecal matter actually makes for a great topical cream good for silkening up that rough skin.
One might say something like Sorry I'm late for work Andy! I had to take a shit so bad! It was soft like i like.. so... I took a minute to Fecalbate you know,... to clear my mind.
Or hey Chef Deryck thanks for not flushing, I totally used your shit to Fecalbate I just had to get one off! What did you eat last night?
People who Fecalbate also commonly StinkPalm people on a regular basis. Express your selves for Christs sake people! Its just poop

Its allot like Masturbation with poop.
by Fredericoplays May 17, 2007
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fecal position

A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.
Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
by rocketride August 14, 2008
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fecal reaper

One who reaps the feces from an anus. Generaly a homosexual male
Spoon dug the shit out of his own ass....what a fecal reaper
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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