Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020

Medieval Facial

Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.

"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."

"How'd she take it?"

"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."

by Didthistoyoursister November 11, 2011

Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.

"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

ghost facial

When you get your head slammed into a "random" crotch!

I met Brian in a bar and got a ghost facial!

by Casper Wack June 2, 2016

facial explosion

when you enter a facial expression to your friend on aim and the faces explode in the background.

Dude, did you see that facial explosion Greg sent us. They went everywhere!

by Abagoda June 10, 2008

Octo-Facial

You have a fidget spinner in the middle of 8 girls and you cum on the fidget spinner and then you spin it to have a splash affect to the girls.

Girl1: Damn that octo-facial makes me feel young.
Girl2: You are so right! Cold cum makes me feel young and moisturized.

by TheGodofOctos May 15, 2017

rollback facial

At point of ejaculation, a Male would roll back, legs behind head and cum on his own face - Rollback Facial

This morning I came on my own face...it's called a Rollback Facial

by JSCR September 5, 2016