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Calm Your Fuck 

A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.
Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.

You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.

Fuck off your juice 

1. When after a a rough night of tindering, snap chatting and sexting you politely ask a friend to loan you a charger.

2. To ask for some juice off a battery backup.
Bro, I'm running low on battery, can I fuck off your juice?

the fuck of your young life 

Said to a person under thirty by a much older person, this is said before or after (never during) intercourse as an insult to the younger person's experience.
I'm the fuck of your young life.


She'd be the fuck of your young life.

Fuck Start Your Soul

Highly offensive wording to motivate someone and/or the actual physical contact between a penis and soul.
Example 1: If Woody isn't in my office in fifteen minutes I'm going to FUCK START HIS SOUL!!!

Example 2: Chesty Puller is waiting patiently in heaven for you to die so he can fuck start your soul!
Fuck Start Your Soul by mtrdr281 January 25, 2013

fuck what your goin through 

Fuck it. Fuck them. Fuck it all. And we're not fuckin. Nobody gives a fuck. Fuck what your goin through
fuck what your goin through. Bitch. I don't give a fuck. Ain't nobody give a fuck. No fucks Givin no fucks talkin.

fuck me yourself you coward 

a perfect way to deflect someone saying "fuck you!"
person1: FUCK YOU
person2: FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD!