to the day hell freezes over

another way of saying no to a person on something by exaggeration with it

"Rita, when are you going to give me a kiss?" asked Beta. Rita responds with "to the day hell freezes overwhile walking out the door of the room" leaving Beta depressed.

by jeffersonson October 17, 2019

crumb freeze

When one reams own ass with finger then scrubs anothers gums with the same, then crumb encrusted finger.

Even after he fired me, he still wanted me to clean up the mess so, of course, I dealt him a crumb freeze.

by Messy Hillman August 21, 2007

freezing cold take

something parker blessing will not stop saying

that’s a freezing cold take

by Slothman2246 February 6, 2023

freeze that

No just stop right therre! That was lame just don't talk anymore Fool

Man freeze that son!

by thaimishoe October 17, 2003

Ass Freeze

When the toilet paper touches the water and by the time you get to that wipe it surprises you

I pulled off too much toilet paper it accidentally touched the water by the time I ended up wiping I got an ass freeze

by Pebbles & Bam Bam October 1, 2022

Freeze Your Balls Off

any temperature that is 0 degrees or colder

holy crap it’s so cold it could freeze your balls off

by gorgy December 24, 2022

On freeze

Point made can't be attested

That freeflow was on freeze

by Mike more and more jones August 24, 2023