Tour De France

Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.

“Hey Jacob, this road trip is very boring. Mind if Jorge and I bring you on the Tour De France?”

by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025

France

France, officially French Republic, French France or République Française, country of northwestern Europe. Historically and culturally among the most important nations in the Western world, France has also played a highly significant role in international affairs, with former colonies in every corner of the globe. Bounded by the Atlantic Ocean and the Mediterranean Sea, the Alps and the Pyrenees, France has long provided a geographic, economic, and linguistic bridge joining northern and southern Europe. It is Europe’s most important agricultural producer and one of the world’s leading industrial powers.

I have a friend from France

by boredoutofmymind1 June 6, 2021

France

Quite a shit country innit

I went to France, i was forced to shove a croissant up my arse

by Piss waggot man December 14, 2024

Frances

Frances stalker is going to Stalk you and your Family and Friends until you a) leave the Country(doesn't always work) or b) you block her from everywhere. She may Follow you back home Or photograph you when you are talking to the Opposite sex and make stupid # that anoy everyone. If you ask her to stop (Never do. that) she is going to get even worst .

Pers1: This Girl is stalking me all the Time, do you know her ?
Pers2:Do you mean Frances , yeah she is never going to stop

by Kik L May 26, 2017

CFA franc

The shitcoin of fiat currency, literally the colonizers' money (C stands for colonies). Intended to funnel money from African states (led by corrupt leaders) directly to the French treasury.

Asane - "I will pay you back next month in CFA francs."
Didier - "Keep that shit to yourself bro, I'd rather take toilet paper."

by jacques_chirac_is_dead November 23, 2021

France

A country full of cheese, bread, and short people eating cheese and bread. Also, they have nuclear submarines.

Person A: Where'd you buy that cheesy bread?
Person B: In France,duh

by heythereitsmeagain March 14, 2024

France

A fictional country

I can't go to FRANCE because it is not real.

by Franceisnotreal June 9, 2023