cum flop

where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!

last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.

simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 4, 2018

Flop the block

To drive around aimlessly in town. Similar to back roading.

Hey Lyndsey, do you wanna flop the block?

by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 8, 2020

fuck flop

a good word to substitute in a sentence when in distress fuck shit anger stressed

"what the fuck flop did you just do to my cat???"

by yikeswhatshappening March 6, 2016

Flippy Flop

The simple action of taking out a long flipper and flopping it around in a side to side motion

Patrick used a flippy flop to clean his mess up with a mop.

by FlipperMan November 18, 2016

Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.

I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.

by 10010011 December 12, 2018