flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 4, 2018

flop sauce

The action of not showing up, to a pre-set meeting or event. The use of an emoticon to symbolize the action of flop saucing may also be acceptable.

Dude here we are with the flop sauce again. You sauced all over this one.

by ro.sniper June 20, 2016

Flop fuck

When a male inserts his penis into someone's ass by belly flopping on top of them

GET FLOP FUCKED!
No balls you won't flop fuck that bitch.

by Not augie April 18, 2017

Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

cum flop

where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!

last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.

simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

full flop

The act of using flip flops as one's sole choice of footwear for an extended period of time.

This weekend at the beach is going to be great. Forget shoes, I'm going full flop.

by Robin B. August 12, 2011

flop a sack

In an office setting, coffee generally comes in little "sacks" of grounds that are proportioned to fill one pot. When one person puts in one package of coffee, he is said to have flopped a sack. Therefore, making coffee at work is to "flop a sack."

I went to the kitchen area and there was no more coffee left in the pot; therefore, I decided to flop a sack.

by officerat July 13, 2009