You were good son, real good... maybe even the best...

-TF2 soldier

You were good son, real good... maybe even the best...

R.I.P Rick May (1940-2020)

by YourAvgGuy September 13, 2023

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Quote from the movie Scarface.

It's a matter of perspectives, and that there's truth in the way of things. When you lie, you also tell the truth because that lie is real because the truth is real, the truth being false, would make the lie true.

You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

by Bona27 February 27, 2010

You don't even know

When explaining something, but it would make no sense to anyone else that hears it. So at the end of the story you add YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

"We were so high we licked the floor, like.... you don't even know."

by Runnin' This shit. April 24, 2005

how even

when something is too unlikely to understand, and one wonders about the physics and probability of the given action.

friend- "I broke my eye when i painted a mustache on my cat bc it ticked me too hard, bro"
you- "how even"

by LOLTROL November 14, 2014

I can’t even

When someone or something is so absurd , you can’t deal with them.

You are so over it that you can’t even.

I’m so hung over and my work wants me to come in on my day off, I can’t even.

by Twodoves October 6, 2017

i can't even with you

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011

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by GiveMeACreativeNamePlz September 6, 2021