The concert was incredibly loud, so I stuffed in a couple of ear carrots so I wouldn't lose my hearing.
by olympic1896 August 24, 2018

by Fubar Art January 26, 2008

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by The Poops August 11, 2003

"I've had an ear worm for days since I heard the team team sing "100 bottles of beer on the wall" in the bus coming home from the game." Common ear worms:"The song that doesn't end," the theme from "Seseame Street" the bass rif from In-a-gadda-da-vida, the music from Mario and other video games, most commercials.Cure: Finding another less annoying song to replace it.
by LuLu-U April 15, 2006

Kelly: So i heard Laura was sandwiched last night by two guys she just picked up.
Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears!
Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears!
by G121 March 19, 2010

Stink Ear is when someone farts in your ear while talking to you on the telephone. It's a play on words, referring to pink eye, which apparently can be spread by having people fart in your face.
Leif asked me to hold on for a second, and as I did he placed his phone's receiver by his ass and let one rip. I had been given the stink ear.
by Sweet Lovin Dobbs April 9, 2009
