Donut Loaf

Baked shit in a roll, with dried cum on it.

Jennifer-"I hate that kid."
Jessica-"Give him a donut loaf"
Jennifer" I sure will"

by Mikemike43 May 21, 2010

donut sweat

The sugary water that accumulates on the bottom glazed donuts when they are a couple days old.

I wanted a donut really bad, but the donut butts were sogged out with donut sweat.

by busstah horn out October 01, 2015

Mini-Donut

The process of rubbing cinnamon and brown sugar onto the outside of a gaped asshole and letting another member rim it.

Jessie: “Hey Helena do you want to rub cinnamon and sugar on my sphincter”
Helena: “I’d kill to rub it on your gaped ass”
Jessie: “Thanks kitten, maybe while your at it you can rim me after and complete the mini-donut”

by MikeWarkowski September 21, 2023

rip donuts

The act of accelerating your vehicle while sharply turning the steering wheel such that the vehicle drifts in a forward spinning fashion. Typically accompanied by rain or snow in an open, flat area away from oncoming traffic. Not advisable for vehicles that sit high and are prone to tipping over.

It just rained so Blake and I are going to rip donuts in the Kroger parking lot.

by Cruis'n USA June 25, 2020

Dungin Donuts

or "Dung in Donuts"
Doughnuts that have dung as a filling. The dung fillings can be elephant dung, civet dung, cattle dung, monkey dung, or even human dung.

There's a horrendous smell from Dungin Donuts.

by Shiine-1 May 30, 2022

Nutty Donut

After injecting peanut butter into the girl's anus, she then shits over the guy's face, while he licks her arse hole

Ted: Mate, what's that shit in your teeth?

Fred:(licking his teeth) Nuts... Your mum gave me a nutty donut last. YEAH DAWG! I am the Nutty Professor.

Ted: Oh yeah, your mum gave me a nutty donut 2 hours ago... With a strawberry surprise.

by Tua Mamma1 December 19, 2010

Donut Sprinkler

1. One who sprinkles the donuts down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

2. One who has no aspirations to become anything more than a local donut sprinkler down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

Me: "You're brother graduated last year right?"
You: "No, he dropped out and smokes weed all day."
Me: "Wow, what a Donut Sprinkler!"

by aDonutsprinkler June 08, 2011