depression

why i take to alcohol, depression is crap. often occors after failing in the mating ritual
oh mi god my life has gone right down the toilet...

my life is depression... uh?
by John Rhoods January 15, 2006
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1876 South Pissed Ave.
Depression USA 86146
by Snuggletimeboy August 06, 2005
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depression

When your down, blue in the depeche-mood or whatever. Only known remedy to man is beer.
I'm so depressed, where's the beer?
by The Tangoman September 20, 2004
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A feeling that teenage girls say they have to get attention, and think they are all "deep" because of it. It is really a chemical unbalance of seretonin in the brain.
Teenaged girl: I think I'm depressed. I have so many problems.

Me:No you aren't, I can tell.

Teenaged girl: No, I am. You just don't understand.

Me: No, you don't understand. You don't know the science of depression. You need to be analyzed by a psychological proffesional to really determine it.

Teenaged girl: Whatever, I'm just going to talk about cutting myself and my friends who cut themselves to sound cool.

Me: Okay, have a fun, fake life.
by GarrisonHeller December 06, 2009
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a point were you wanna cry..were you wanna hurt yourself..because of what brings you down,.coming to the point to screaming your head off..just wanting to cry,burst and just want fall over on the floor and die,scream in the persons face thats bothering you...its bringing yourself down of old things that happend to you and you'll know you regret..or know it will come back to you..or bieng heartbroken and cant stand it so you bring yourself down thinking you werent good enough for that one person...
he broke up with me because im not pretty..im not good enough for him..im stupid..im too depressed to handle it
by hitlers child November 26, 2006
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what every teenager seems to have but really is just being sad, depression has been taken out of context for many years and now people use it as an excuse for bullshit or just to plain lie for attention. People who don't have depression have self diagnosed themselves which makes them seem like they have it but really don't
real depression I was abused,homeless and nearly killed I have been diagnosed with depression.
fake depression omg my boyfriend broke up with me I'm so depressed!
by SaturnNight September 16, 2018
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what girls at age 14 think they have
I'm gonna enjoy a beautiful day outside. Oh shit I forgot, I have depression.
by YaBoyCheesecake October 14, 2019
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