dick decked

When you get hit in the eye so hard by a dick, it looks like you got punched.

Ashley has a swollen eye because she was dick decked by Ryan.

by TheFantasticLOLMaster March 30, 2015

Splash Deck

The small of the back of a woman right above the ass crack, typically where the tramp stamp is located. Thusly named as the location where you can cum when doing it doggy style.

The girl had a small tattoo on her splash deck

by SexExec June 22, 2009

deck change

In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.

Nobody was very lucky, so everyone called for a deck change.

by ??? June 1, 2004

top deck

To have a wank while taking a crap. Originates from the Cadbury chocolate bar of the same name which is half white choc and half brown.

"I'll be out in a minute, I'm just having a quick top deck!"

by willyjoejack October 16, 2006

hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

by Duuur November 9, 2008

Man On Deck

A large fart that is lodged behind a turd.

I thought I had to fart but I had a Man On Deck.

I really gotta fart but I got a Man On Deck.

by Furious Jim April 27, 2012

swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.

i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck

by D nasty July 24, 2006