cook the dice

To get ready to cheat in a game or a relationship. Based on the fact that cooking a certain side of a dice always makes it land on that side.

He hasn’t cheated yet, but seeing hold hands with her makes it look like they cook the dice and I don’t like it.

by Joujoubox June 8, 2018

New York Slice & Dice

The process in which a person murders a rival by slicing his or her (or their, lets be politically correct, here) throat with an incredibly stale and sharpened slice of New York pizza.

"Holy cow man! What happened to Tony?" "It looks like the old New York Slice & Dice..."

by The Real Fart Monger April 6, 2022

Dice

a die for games, also my oc that flunked 5th grade.

"I have two Dice! Lets do something with it!"

by JelloDoodles June 26, 2022

Dice Rolled

To have been assaulted to such an extent that if he were a Dungeons and Dragons player, his stats would need to be re-rolled.

Did you see them get their dice rolled by my epic Darth Warrior!?

by Flurm-Bucket January 9, 2013

furry dice

when your nuts are hairy

i was going to suck his dick but when he pulled his pants down he had furry dice.

by matthew gobbersom May 31, 2014

Dice

To chop something small

I diced the fruit

by Happygirl1231 July 31, 2018

Diced

to have previously been drunk, high, or fucked up in any way

Bro, you were diced last night

by alexloups November 26, 2017