Creamy Rocky Road

To be sexually tortured while being submerged in Rocky Road ice cream

Parents- hey Can you and your husband come over for dinner tonight?
Wife- No my husband and i are making Creamy Rocky Road for Dinner tonight.

Husband- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!

by Flint The Awesome June 17, 2020

Creamy Heel Abscess

A term of endearment, or an insult depending on the usage.

Man, Delaney is such a creamy heel abscess. :/
Or

I love you baby, my little creamy heel abscess

by DavidCassidy February 15, 2021

Creamy Hellen Keller

The act of ejaculating in a girls ears and eyes so she can no longer see or hear you.

my girlfriend has had to wash her eyes and ears everyday because she can’t hear or see due to the creamy Hellen keller

by Vlad_thebear January 17, 2023

creamy pb'nj music

Jam band music. Not awful, but not mildly exciting.

Aaron cranked up some creamy pb'nj music and the party fizzled out.

by von groovy June 9, 2019

Ron's Creamy Surprise

Reciving Cum from the famous Ron Jeremy. It was also a burger name from McDonald's Create your taste.

I was in a porno with Ron Jeremy. He jizzed on my face so I got "Ron's creamy surprise."

by Urbman August 12, 2016

Creamy Couch Cooch

Creamy Couch Cooch (A.K.A. Triple C) is a term used when you fill a ziplock bag with Vaseline, place it in between two couch cushions and then insert your flaccid cock into the crease. Proceed to rape your Couch Cooch until you cum into the ziplock bag. Once this has been completed, you them use your Creamy Couch Cooch Juice as chap stick.

"Yo what are you about to do after work."

"Im going to make dinner, then most likely indulge in some Creamy Couch Cooch because my lips are getting chapped."

by CoolWhipJapMonster December 17, 2018

steamy creamy flagpole

sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.

"Dude that chick was a total freak, she let me do the steamy creamy flagpole."

by Big Diesel Weasel May 28, 2008