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Crap-nasty

1. "Dang, Juli! Those brownies you made were crap-nasty!"

2. Boone: "So what did you think about that new club?"
Scout: "Well, I didn't care for the go-go dancers, but the music was freaking crap-nasty!"
by Skyrocket Skadoo August 31, 2007
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crap nebula

a fart that leaves a stain in your underwear.
Mom: "Tommy. how many times have I told you to clean your ass good. You left another crap nebula in your chones!"
by Füktard January 29, 2009
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crap ball

Damn, i look like a crap ball today.
by Breannaa February 5, 2008
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crap ass

To say something sucks or that someone is an asshole. Also can be used alone.
You're such a crap ass for cheating on your girlfriend.

Crap ass!
by Jillster June 15, 2003
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Crap-cramp

Acute pains in the abandomen as a result of going on the lash and forgetting to take a shit. Not very funny, just painful. Poo breaks are advised.
Dave: "Shiiiit, didn't go for a poo break."
Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."

Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."

Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."

Molly: "Going for a shit."
Edith: "Why?"
by Udrai Scheit February 27, 2010
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crap-a-roo

a stand-in for the pejorative use of the words "shit" and "bullshit"; a parental favorite for expressing exasperation whilst still maintaining a fascade of decorum.

note: to be said quickly, as a single word, alternatively spelled crapperoo.
Dad: "Don't give me any crap-a-roo!"
by unluckypirate October 19, 2008
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killer crap

(Noun) (killur krap) Mushy poo exiting at high velocity through the rectal cavity leaving you in a cold clammy sweat.

The kind of POO that killed Elvis.

(Verb)

When you eat a lumberjack slam at Lennys at 5 am and you have to take a "killer crap" 15 minutes later.
(Noun)

He wiped the sweat from his brow and said "Man,...That was a killer crap". "I wouldnt go in that bathroom for bout 35 forty five minutes"
by Ivan Vila June 30, 2006
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