crap bucket

a portable shitter

man where is he going with that smelly ass crap bucket i gotta shit.

by tom smelly February 4, 2004

crap nebula

a fart that leaves a stain in your underwear.

Mom: "Tommy. how many times have I told you to clean your ass good. You left another crap nebula in your chones!"

by Füktard January 29, 2009

crap ball

looking or feeling like shit.

Damn, i look like a crap ball today.

by Breannaa February 5, 2008

crap ass

To say something sucks or that someone is an asshole. Also can be used alone.

You're such a crap ass for cheating on your girlfriend.

Crap ass!

by Jillster June 15, 2003

Crap-cramp

Acute pains in the abandomen as a result of going on the lash and forgetting to take a shit. Not very funny, just painful. Poo breaks are advised.

Dave: "Shiiiit, didn't go for a poo break."
Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."

Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."

Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."

Molly: "Going for a shit."
Edith: "Why?"

by Udrai Scheit February 27, 2010

Crap Shag

Descriptive term used to describe the satisfaction value within a given sexual experience. Crap adj describes poor performance of either gender. Shag noun the sexual act.

The guy I was with last night was such a crap shag that I didnt have time to focus on the ceiling before he came and it was all over

by Shell225 October 30, 2008

killer crap

(Noun) (killur krap) Mushy poo exiting at high velocity through the rectal cavity leaving you in a cold clammy sweat.

The kind of POO that killed Elvis.

(Verb)

When you eat a lumberjack slam at Lennys at 5 am and you have to take a "killer crap" 15 minutes later.

(Noun)

He wiped the sweat from his brow and said "Man,...That was a killer crap". "I wouldnt go in that bathroom for bout 35 forty five minutes"

by Ivan Vila June 30, 2006