The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.
Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.
by WildTurkeyNYC May 12, 2020
Get the COVID machismomug. A virus made in 2056 Its know as SARS-COV56-VIRUS
This virus mostly affected Gamers and Electronics.
this virus is called COronaVIrus Disease 2056 or more known as Covid-56
Symptoms or Gamer Depression, Lossing streak, Becoming a Karen or Daren, or Minecraft dog dies when you log in.
Beware of this Virus at all cost this is known to be the deadliest virus to gamers and electronics killing 5M gamers and 12M electronics
This virus mostly affected Gamers and Electronics.
this virus is called COronaVIrus Disease 2056 or more known as Covid-56
Symptoms or Gamer Depression, Lossing streak, Becoming a Karen or Daren, or Minecraft dog dies when you log in.
Beware of this Virus at all cost this is known to be the deadliest virus to gamers and electronics killing 5M gamers and 12M electronics
"my friend is in danger of the Covid-56 his Minecraft dog died I must find him a new one before Gamer Depression kicks and before he thinks about suicide"
by SilencedMyth March 20, 2021
Get the Covid-56mug. by Stimmy Stimey January 7, 2022
Get the Covid-22mug. Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.
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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"
by Debnhim June 29, 2020
Get the Crying Covidmug. This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 6, 2020
Get the COVID-Mungingmug. by Debful77 October 27, 2023
Get the Covid Hobbymug. One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
by Laurylyn April 29, 2020
Get the Covid preppermug.