court man

A man that likes to play with basketball courts

MOM: "Hi"
YOU:" you're such a court man"

by the hamburgaluurr December 31, 2018

Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

by saintssintoo January 12, 2025

Court Rot

When a non-issue or an issue that has no business being on trial ends up wasting time, resources, and attention in the judicial system. It highlights the absurdity of certain cases that should never have reached a courtroom.

"They're arguing over whether doctors can perform life-saving procedures because of some stupid, outdated law. Classic case of court rot."

"This lawsuit is such court rot—why are we even debating something so obvious?"

by jetskeedog December 12, 2024

Angel of the Court

When a) there is a 50/50 undecided call on a foul, rule, etc. in sports and there is no fair way to decide it or b) the wrong call is made, the “Angel of the Court” brings justice to the game in an obvious big play soon after in favor of whoever was wronged in the play

Did you see that bad call on Jimmy then he came back and drained that deep lucky 3? Was that the Angel of the Court or what?

by Patbu March 4, 2020

Mazin Court

A street in Ypsilanti, Michigan is known to be the birthplace of a mostly Arab gang. Was a large chill spot and the move until it eventually died out in 2016 when the cops were called on them every day during the summer by the Iraqi.

Bro did you see how the Iraqi was recording kids on Mazin Court again?

by itrllybelikethat December 24, 2018